"Chelsea are 1 nil down and Gallas is Arsenal's joint top scorer. You might as well switch off and put your ghetto screen on ebay 'cos you're winning fuck all this season."
by sooner_gooner August 18, 2009
The little dried pieces of flegm, mung, snot, and boogers on one's computer screen from continuous coughing without covering one's mouth.
Dude, I can hardly read this Urban Dictionary definition because of all your damned screen freckles!
by bukowsky January 6, 2010
person who claims in internet chatrooms to have served in the Armed Forces, before showing a demonstrably bad understanding of the military.see fontline combatant
can also be used as a derogatory term to one who uses threats of violence in internet chatrooms, or to one who wholeheartedly supports ANY war THEY don't have to fight in..
can also be used as a derogatory term to one who uses threats of violence in internet chatrooms, or to one who wholeheartedly supports ANY war THEY don't have to fight in..
chatter1: "we should just invade Iran next..."
chatter2:"and where abouts in Iraq are YOU typing from, Screen Beret ??? Manchester ???"
chatter2:"and where abouts in Iraq are YOU typing from, Screen Beret ??? Manchester ???"
by BogUk January 19, 2008
An alias or online name that someone selects to be known under, while chatting or posting a personal ad.
Person A: Hey! If you're online later, message me!
Person B: I dont have your screen name :(
Person A: It's SoccerBabe4476
Person B: I dont have your screen name :(
Person A: It's SoccerBabe4476
by SeiyaKou304 June 13, 2006
A person who, when some people are playing a split screen video game in which the object is to kill everyone else, and somebody looks at another's screen to see where he is and then ambushes him/her.
R Plant: The only reason you killed me was because you looked at my screen.
Bon Scott: No way!
R Plant: Screen hopper.
Bon Scott: No way!
R Plant: Screen hopper.
by joecool 227 August 27, 2009
A 5 one screen is the act of getting 5 kills (preferably with a sniper) on Call Of Duty where all 5 kills show up on the kill feed.
Kid 1: *hits a 5 on screen* HOLY SHIT NO WAY!
Kid 2: Jesus Christ what the fuck no way!
Kid 1: It was on that nimrod using the LSAT too!
Kid 2: Jesus Christ what the fuck no way!
Kid 1: It was on that nimrod using the LSAT too!
by Gwif July 3, 2017
Jessie was bored so she started double screening by watching "Friends" on her iPad while using Facebook on her phone at the same time.
by JustKiddingFool January 12, 2015