S-i-m-p

Squirrels in my pants. When something is making you jump

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Coolbeanz14 April 14, 2019

S-I-M-P

The word that is used to describe that you have squirrels in your pants.

''Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my pants!

That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There are squirrels in my pants!

Tell me what's making you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me

Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)

Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!

Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)

Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!''

by MarcusDamon June 18, 2020

S. I. M. P.

(noun) ;Suckas Interested in Mediocre Pussy, a common phase in that a young man experience. When a Teenage or a Grown man tries to be a nice guy to a girl online or real life in hopes of some Coochie ( intercourse) or female validation. Common actions of a S.I.M.P. involves sacrificing personal relationships and goals such as friends family, money and attention to a women who doesn't love him (ie/Ex.Twitch Thot , e-girl ,THOT,basic bitch etc.). in a Self degrading or embarrassing manner . Having self-respect and developing internal validation and love from within is key from being or becoming a S.IM.P.

Jason: Bro why you donated the rent money to Evie's Twitch Stream she doesn't KNOW You
Brock : Evie Promised Me a kiss if I donate her $500.00

Jason : That's a S. I. M. P. move not cool.

by C0MixZ March 11, 2020

N E M E S I S

Worst guild in world of warcraft, period.

Guy 1: I have to commit suicide, I'm sorry Mom.
Mom 1: Honey why?!
Guy 1: I got kicked out of N E M E S I S...
Mom 1: OMFG!! You suck!! GTFO!!

by Jadler September 14, 2007

m̶̡̛͔̫̦̪̈́́̍̈́̍̈̓͘i̶̢̮̖̼̳̥̳̱̝̜̞̣̬͊̃͆̾̄̊̌̑̕s ̡̢̛͔̗͓͓̱̒͌̊̓̍̑s ̧͙͔̮͎̘̯̯̗̭̗̓͒̇͊̄̓̚͝i ̨̼̗͉̥̩̦̍̐̔̒͂̃͒͑̕g ̟̻̀͋͛̅̄͂̎̎̍̄͆̄̉̏͝n ̢̡̼̻̜̰̫͍͉̼̻̪̿́͋̓͋̈̿͌͗́ͅö̴̧̡̡̨̺͖͔̰͇̫͉̼́̐̑̓͗͊̐̓͗́̕̕

something a glitched person would say.

m̶̡̛͔̫̦̪̈́́̍̈́̍̈̓͘i̶̢̮̖̼̳̥̳̱̝̜̞̣̬͊̃͆̾̄̊̌̑̕s ̡̢̛͔̗͓͓̱̒͌̊̓̍̑s ̧͙͔̮͎̘̯̯̗̭̗̓͒̇͊̄̓̚͝i ̨̼̗͉̥̩̦̍̐̔̒͂̃͒͑̕g ̟̻̀͋͛̅̄͂̎̎̍̄͆̄̉̏͝n ̢̡̼̻̜̰̫͍͉̼̻̪̿́͋̓͋̈̿͌͗́ͅö̴̧̡̡̨̺͖͔̰͇̫͉̼́̐̑̓͗͊̐̓͗́̕̕, is not a bad pokemon, is it?

by future guy9000 April 23, 2018

I/S

The best board on neopets?
i/ser def defs:
fwee: i/s god (by nora)
nora: i/s scene kid
misti: i/s weirdo (by nora)
stevo/alae/alex: i/s mexicans (by nora)
sess: i/s stupid (by nora)
choco: i/s negro (by nora)
lauren: i/s lez freak (by nora)
pavel: i/s nerdy ginger (by nora)
star: i/s boring (by nora)
fluffy: i/s mullet (by nora)
rina: i/s idk (by nora)
chandler: i/s man/woman

sess: i am i/s stupid
nora: gross i hate u
chandler: shut up sceney mcgee

by superdollaz October 18, 2008

I/S

The I/S is a chat board on Noepets in which stands for “Idea/Suggestion”. Its pretty much the chillest board there is, and everyone there is pretty mellow. There are around Three classes on the I/S. The first class consists of The King and Queen, Walker and Fluffy, and then there are Sess, Allie, Alex, Lauren, Pavel, Stevo, Chibi, Zaf, Freddy, Nora, Aly, Bridget, Reese, Star, Kace, Marina, Fwee, and Misti. The second class citizens are as followed: David, Mindy, Dessy, Luke, Teagues, All the Gabys, Mustang, and a bunch of others that I don’t really care to name. The third class is just everyone else who comes on. The current I/S couples are Walker and Allie who will be getting married soon and Lauren and Alex!!! The I/S is a pretty cool place to be, when you know your ways around the boards. If you go down the wrong street, you can fall into an alley way and get beat up, don’t you know. Your pretty hot stuff if you’re accepted into the first class of the I/S!

sess: hey sup i/s ur king is speaking
Walker: No, I don't think i was speaking!

by shtupshtoopnomla December 31, 2008