Golfer who's shot pattern is duff, fat, shank, penalty, good shot, 3 putt for a triple bogey on every hole. Shoots between 110 and 125. This golfer plays no more than 4 times per year.
That old Cratty used to be a rusty tombone but he really put his time in to improve his game. Did you see the way he played at Jon Herzog's bachelor party?
by Neil Costa September 28, 2008
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Carol introduced Bob to the rusty trombone when she stuck her tounge in his ass and tugged on his cock.
by Charlie Foxtrott September 12, 2009
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by Hilznack October 4, 2005
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by Andy Rush January 20, 2003
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