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rusty bong polish 

Surreptitiously rimming yourself with the mouth end of a bong belonging to somobody who has angered you, or whom you just hold general contempt for. Farting in the bong makes the gesture that much more meaningful.
My girlfriend's little-shit brother left his stupid bong at my house last weekend, after spilling it on my couch no less. So I gave it a Rusty Bong Polish before he picked it up again. I hope he tastes the Taco Bell I had earlier.
rusty bong polish by Mark VZ December 20, 2006

rusty bong hitter 

when someone place their asshole on the mouthpeice of a bong, then presents it to one of their friends, leaving him/her with a dirty surprise
dude, josh unloaded a huge crunch, then gave shane a dirty rusty bong hitter

rusty bongwater 

What you get when you use a metal bong.

The myth, the man, the legend.
My dixie wrecked.
Rusty Bongwater - may your eyes be red and your budz green.

Rusty Bongos

Same as a Rusty Trombone, if you're into cock and ball torture, while having your salad tossed.
I thought I was boutta bust after a lil Rusty Trombone, but then she started playing the Rusty Bongos!
Rusty Bongos by JQuavious January 19, 2024

Rusty Lawnmower Bongo Drum 

When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.
How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.

rustymongoose 

Rustymongoose: the act of fucking someone in the ass and then having them suck your dick
Yo dude I was fucking some chick last night and I have her a rustymongoose
rustymongoose by Peter?69 September 17, 2016