Rusty Beard

When you are eating a chick and she shits on your face.

Dude, i was having fun with this chick last night and she gave me a rusty beard.

by Cory Mohr January 02, 2009

Rusty Bearded Lady

When a women is giving either a man or a women a rimjob (licking of the anus) and the man or woman recieving it shits all over the women's face, giving her a beard of shit on her face.

Oh yea! This one time, I was with a girl, and i gave her the Rusty Bearded Lady, and she loved it!

by J_Dogg January 02, 2009