by Olivia Wojo January 3, 2008
by msm8504 August 20, 2009
Runny eggs is when you're fucking a diseased prostitute from behind, and just before you cum you pop all the herpes sores and syphillitic lesions on her back, gathering the pus and runoff into the middle. You then shoot your load into the mess, and Voila! Runny eggs! Bonus if you gather it all into a frying pan, cook it up, then make her eat it. Double bonus: if you were drilling her in the shitter and part of your culinary masterpiece includes random feces castoff aka bacon bits.
"Oh, man, I picked up this nasty hooker the other night? I gave her a colon cleansing then fed her runny eggs with bacon bits for breakfast."
by Dirty B. October 5, 2006
The sexual act of inserting an egg (usually chicken) into ones anus, and cracking it with the rectal muscles. A larger or different species of egg may be substituted if no chicken eggs are available, if your partner is feeling exotic, or if you've outgrown standard chicken eggs.
by Squirrelenstein August 31, 2008
by Typsy November 19, 2007
by Soochka November 2, 2010
A girl who is EXTREMELY blonde, she tends to be very naive. If you poke her in her side she will either scream or fall over, and she is easily startled. If you give her caffine she will pretty much go nuts.
Sara is such runny babbit.
by Chii13 April 30, 2009