by fantomiscool February 19, 2020
by rymaxam October 26, 2017
by Doc F December 12, 2008
Mechanical Hands. Mechanical Hands are the Ruler Of Everything in the end. Oh i have to ask you while your here, do you like how i walk? Better yet, do you like how i talk? Or maybe you like how my face disintegrates into chalk. Anyway, i have a wonderful wife, and a powerful job, my wife criticizes me for being eco-centric though.
by se5drtfyguhijo January 28, 2022
A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.
It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.
Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.
It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.
Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.
John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"
Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."
John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*
Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."
Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."
John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*
Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."
by RandomBrowser February 14, 2012
An advantage that teachers use mostly during schools dances or after school. Used when a teacher slaps a ruler onto their hand around other students as if to say "At least one foot between each other".
Guy 1: "Hey dude, that teacher used the ruler rule on me and that girl over there."
Guy 2: "I feel bad for you, now you can't get sexually close to her."
Guy 2: "I feel bad for you, now you can't get sexually close to her."
by ZeroMaxii August 16, 2019
Has several meanings:
1. Inability to go away.
2. Inability to take a hint.
3. Overall being unable to stop being a fag.
Named after Ruler Eric, one of the greatest leechers of all times.
1. Inability to go away.
2. Inability to take a hint.
3. Overall being unable to stop being a fag.
Named after Ruler Eric, one of the greatest leechers of all times.
1. Guy one: Gtfo!
RandomFag: Ur just jealous cause i r better than u
2. Guy one: We'd rather you not stole our software.
RandomFag: Im not stealing it, im making it better.
Guy one: We don't want your help.
RandomFag: Then I'll release it myself
3. Guy one: GO AWAY YOU FAGOT!
Guy one: HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN THE HINT?
RandomFag: Ur just mad because my coding r better.
E.G. Guy one: RandomFag is gonna pull a ruler....
RandomFag: Ur just jealous cause i r better than u
2. Guy one: We'd rather you not stole our software.
RandomFag: Im not stealing it, im making it better.
Guy one: We don't want your help.
RandomFag: Then I'll release it myself
3. Guy one: GO AWAY YOU FAGOT!
Guy one: HAVE YOU NOT GOTTEN THE HINT?
RandomFag: Ur just mad because my coding r better.
E.G. Guy one: RandomFag is gonna pull a ruler....
by ImNotZapp January 14, 2007