Rule 1

The prime rule in Rocket League where if you lock heads with another player, you do not break the lock.

Dude, really? Why would he break rule 1?

by Octanebro October 20, 2019

Rule 1

If you think something is slang or don't if it is actually slang, then it is on the Urban Dictionary.

"Yo I just put the pussy on the chain wax!"
"That is not a real saying"
"Rule 1 man..."

by ball-handles October 18, 2015

Rule 1

The Doctor Lies

River Song: Who told you he was dead?
Amy Pond: He did!
River Song: Rule 1: The Doctor lies.

by Book_Freak November 10, 2011

Rule 1

Do not talk about /b/.

Guy- Hey guys wanna know about /b/?
*gets kicked in the nuts*
Other guy- You just broke Rule 1.

Girl- Wanna know about /b/?
*gets punched in the tits*
Some other person- You just broke Rule 1.

by mboone April 13, 2010

Rule 1

"Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men."

A line from Terry Pratchet's novel, the Thief of Time, spoken by Lu Tze the sweeper.

"Always remember rule 1."

by Tim the Creator October 31, 2012

Rule 1

Run

Rule 1
Doctor: "RUN"

by TimeLord Science July 09, 2015

Rule 1

Never screw over your partner.

Why would you help me Gibbs? You're my partner, Rule 1.

by Xcelion July 04, 2015