Rule 1

The prime rule in Rocket League where if you lock heads with another player, you do not break the lock.

Dude, really? Why would he break rule 1?

by Octanebro October 20, 2019

Flag

Get the Rule 1 mug.

Rule 1

If you think something is slang or don't if it is actually slang, then it is on the Urban Dictionary.

"Yo I just put the pussy on the chain wax!"
"That is not a real saying"
"Rule 1 man..."

by ball-handles September 03, 2015

Flag

Get the Rule 1 mug.

Rule 1

The Doctor Lies

River Song: Who told you he was dead?
Amy Pond: He did!
River Song: Rule 1: The Doctor lies.

by Book_Freak November 10, 2011

Flag

Get the Rule 1 mug.

Rule 1

Do not talk about /b/.

Guy- Hey guys wanna know about /b/?
*gets kicked in the nuts*
Other guy- You just broke Rule 1.

Girl- Wanna know about /b/?
*gets punched in the tits*
Some other person- You just broke Rule 1.

by mboone April 09, 2010

Flag

Get the Rule 1 mug.

Rule 1

"Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men."

A line from Terry Pratchet's novel, the Thief of Time, spoken by Lu Tze the sweeper.

"Always remember rule 1."

by Tim the Creator May 23, 2012

Flag

Get the Rule 1 mug.