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Rudy's Surprise 

When you're giving her the ol free hot dog and you sneak a sip of beer behind her back.
Friend: Why are you brining a beer to your bedroom?

Him: Imma have me an ol Rudy's Surprise
Rudy's Surprise by imafryingpan October 1, 2023

Tucking in Rudy's shirt. 

Euphemism for masturbation. Especially when in hotel room with a someone you believe to be underage
Man, when my girl left me I must have tucked in Rudy's shirt 5 times a day to find some relief.

I found a crusty sock under my teenage son's bed. I think he's been using it for tucking in Rudy's shirt.

rudy-stash 

When on has a mustache consisting of dark peach fuzz hair, much like Rudy from The Cosby Show
Your rudy-stash makes you look like a porn star guy...
rudy-stash by chumbawumba1111111 April 15, 2008

Rudy scott 

siennas vagina muncher
Rudy Scott is a gay with a small penis
Rudy scott by thewingwangwoob September 17, 2019

Rudy silva 

A whore; A man of great raider pride; an ese; A man that always is late to class; A man that walks with his chest out; A man that fears heel hooks ect
A raider fan
Rudy silva by Tim Comas March 10, 2004

Rudy Serricchio 

a typical man from Alabama who loves incest but also thinks he is African-American
Scott: Why would you have sex with your cousin in the back of the bus???
Rudy: Because Im Rudy Serricchio
Rudy Serricchio by ScottDB231 November 14, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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