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Paul Rowlands

A legendary biology teacher at Abington Heights, a Youtuber, and the man who killed Thanos. He is also extraordinarily good at sending all the idiots to the office.

"You're so shrekking loud" -Mr. Rowlands when his students were talking over him
"I have a new Paulicy" "You just got Rowlsted!" "What the Paul Rowlands?!"
Paul Rowlands by The Meme Lord December 6, 2019

Mitch Rowland 

Mitch Rowland is the wonderful, amazing, beautiful and talented famous guitarist in a band which Harry Styles sings for. Harry is a good singer but not as good as Mitch!
Veronica: Who is the best person in the world?

Honey: Mitch Rowland!

Veronica: Isn’t he also the definition of perfect?

Honey: Yes! 100% yes! And you should also stream She featuring Harry Styles but start it at 3:38
fresh nigga. swagg to max. You need to be like a "Rowland"
Rowland by PrettyBoyshwagg April 20, 2011
An all around life adonis. Some say they came down from the heavens to make regular peoples lives more meaningful and entertaining. They often contain extremely important life skills such as being extremely gifted at beer pong, shaving their dominant facial hair and dishing out high fives for no decent reason. Other human beings sometimes attempt to be as successful in life as Rowlands but pale in comparison eg: Everyone. Rowlands are rare to find but easy to point out as they are often coated in a thick layer of awesomeness.
Agatha: "Oh my, that man is extremely handsome and good at everything important"
Gareth: "I agree, he must be a Rowland "
Rowland by treatstorquay September 4, 2012

Brandon Rowland 

a kind, warm hearted human being. can make anyone smile on their worst days :)
person1- who is that
person2- brandon rowland , my happiness
Brandon Rowland by charminghunta November 13, 2016