Routie 

An Ice cold Battle AXE who's favorite activity is making other people's life hell

These cold blooded, Reptiles can be extremely dangerous and should be avoided like anthrax

It is also wise to note,That garlic ,holly water and crucufixes have no effect on these Deamons.

However, Sharp Wooden Stakes and Silver Bullets will deter them momentarily

Routie, My mother/ogre in law....

Routie by Insigma April 23, 2008

Spring Routi 

A similar effect to an excessive amount of fake tan being applied where the culprit has an orange appearance. In the instance of a spring routi an individual has their back door smashed in. On completion the receiver defecates into their hands and smears the excrement all over themselves to simulate a tan. They hope to be still appealing to their partner whilst being in a vulnerable position and also having a prolapsed colon seeping of semen.. The tan is too apparent and a little out of sorts hence the term spring routi, as you wouldn’t be bronzed up in spring

Here comes Dion, he still has remanence of his spring routi with Chucky last night.

Spring Routi by Dirk Rictor2 September 26, 2019

Yaqub Route 

A play in baseball where a player takes a bad route in the outfield, especially in right field.

Examples: Running inwards when the ball is clearly over the head; Running in the wrong direction of where the ball is hit; Getting a bad read of the baseball; etc.

Named after the infamous right fielder and a Chipotle enthusiast, Zach Yaqub.

Ben: Did u see Marcell Ozuna’s route to the ball?

Liam: That’s the classic Yaqub route.

Ben: yea fo sho.

Yaqub Route by King Mufasa 6 April 25, 2022

Nightly Routine 

The hip new trend of masturbating before bed. Popular amongst young millennials, Gen Z, and other suburban youth.

*Alright, I'm heading to bed.
* Don't forget about the nightly routine.
*Yeah man of course.

Nightly Routine by Genius123321456654 March 22, 2020

Route one 

Route one means to drive a football towards an opponent's goal by a long kick upfield from the rear.

The technique is denigrated as an unattractive ploy by weak teams who lack the skill or confidence to move the ball along the field by talented play between team mates.

The long boot or "welly" by a goalkeeper or defending player bypasses many of the opposing players who may be dangerously skilful. It can be seen a shot in the dark, a hopeful search for a member of one's own team far upfield.

The goal came by route one; it wasn't pretty, but it counted just the same.

Route one by Josifer September 6, 2009

brown route 

Same thing as the hershey highway. (Rectum)

"Oh Bruce, let's brown route it tonight, big fella."

brown route by Master of the factory January 22, 2007

Long Route Syndrome

When someone takes an unusually long route to reach their destination.

Person 1: So i'm gonna cut through 42nd street, back down to 48th, do circles in the parking lot and drive Miss Daisy through this neighborhood.

Person 2: How about you just take a left here and we'll be there?

Person 1: Que?

Person 2: You seriously have Long Route Syndrome.

Long Route Syndrome by GeeTee March 7, 2013