Round Earther

People with very average intelligence whose hobby is mocking flat earthers in order to feel some sort of intellectual superiority. Round earthers base their judgement not on experimental observation, but simply on the fact that they were taught "the Earth is round" growing up, not knowing that most so called "flat earthers" mock them in secrecy for their inability to formulate abstract philosophical questions in order to challenge the current institution of established knowledge that is critical to our advancement as a free-thinking species.

Look at that Round Earther over there! He convinced himself that there are more dumb people in this world than there really are.

Round Earther by Molun1999 May 11, 2020

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Round Earther

A perrson so dumb, they think the Earth is shaped like a ball (instead of a Frisbee, as it really is)!

Hey, Round Earther, why don't Australians fall off the planet? Retard!

Round Earther by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

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Round Earther

a person who has a brain and can clearly think for themselves.

yo josh, stop saying the world is flat you dumb ass. the world has been prove to be round many times.
here you see that josh is not a Round Earther he's mentally handicap.

Round Earther by Manreadingpaper March 29, 2020

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Round earther

stupid retards

Round eather: The earth is round flat earther!!! fortnite fortnite!!!??!!?
Flat earther: Shut up nerd this is why your dog got put down and then you momma shot yo dads balls shibba dibba libba ca libble dwibble cashibble balibble shut up Round earther ( stupid retards )

Round earther by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH October 1, 2021

Round Earther

Someone who believes that the Earth is round.

He is a round Earther.

Round Earther by Non-Biased-Commenter November 21, 2023

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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