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Round Earther 

People with very average intelligence whose hobby is mocking flat earthers in order to feel some sort of intellectual superiority. Round earthers base their judgement not on experimental observation, but simply on the fact that they were taught "the Earth is round" growing up, not knowing that most so called "flat earthers" mock them in secrecy for their inability to formulate abstract philosophical questions in order to challenge the current institution of established knowledge that is critical to our advancement as a free-thinking species.
Look at that Round Earther over there! He convinced himself that there are more dumb people in this world than there really are.
Round Earther by Molun1999 May 11, 2020
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Round Earther 

A perrson so dumb, they think the Earth is shaped like a ball (instead of a Frisbee, as it really is)!
Hey, Round Earther, why don't Australians fall off the planet? Retard!
Round Earther by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

Round Earther 

a person who has a brain and can clearly think for themselves.
yo josh, stop saying the world is flat you dumb ass. the world has been prove to be round many times.
here you see that josh is not a Round Earther he's mentally handicap.

Round earther 

Round eather: The earth is round flat earther!!! fortnite fortnite!!!??!!?
Flat earther: Shut up nerd this is why your dog got put down and then you momma shot yo dads balls shibba dibba libba ca libble dwibble cashibble balibble shut up Round earther ( stupid retards )

Round Earther 

Someone who believes that the Earth is round.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026