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Round Earther 

People with very average intelligence whose hobby is mocking flat earthers in order to feel some sort of intellectual superiority. Round earthers base their judgement not on experimental observation, but simply on the fact that they were taught "the Earth is round" growing up, not knowing that most so called "flat earthers" mock them in secrecy for their inability to formulate abstract philosophical questions in order to challenge the current institution of established knowledge that is critical to our advancement as a free-thinking species.
Look at that Round Earther over there! He convinced himself that there are more dumb people in this world than there really are.
Round Earther by Molun1999 May 11, 2020
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Round Earther 

A perrson so dumb, they think the Earth is shaped like a ball (instead of a Frisbee, as it really is)!
Hey, Round Earther, why don't Australians fall off the planet? Retard!
Round Earther by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

Round Earther 

a person who has a brain and can clearly think for themselves.
yo josh, stop saying the world is flat you dumb ass. the world has been prove to be round many times.
here you see that josh is not a Round Earther he's mentally handicap.
Round Earther by Manreadingpaper March 29, 2020

Round earther 

Round eather: The earth is round flat earther!!! fortnite fortnite!!!??!!?
Flat earther: Shut up nerd this is why your dog got put down and then you momma shot yo dads balls shibba dibba libba ca libble dwibble cashibble balibble shut up Round earther ( stupid retards )

Round Earther 

Someone who believes that the Earth is round.
He is a round Earther.
Round Earther by Non-Biased-Commenter November 21, 2023
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