Ronaldo

Ronaldos are some spunky ass bitches. Probably Italian like 80% of the time and at least 20% communist. Ronaldos are some pimpy dudes (or dudettes, you do you).

YO RONALDO! FETCH ME THAT BALL LAD!

by queeeen8 April 10, 2019

Ronaldo

Born on the 5 of February, he has since become one of the most famous and well known footballers in all of football. he has been to 4 different clubs but 5 in total. He started at sporting and then moved to Manchester United where he made a name for himself. Then he went to Real Madrid where he really showed his potential. Noodle hair, ucl bycicle kicks and the second highest goals in a calendar year all happened at Real Madrid. Then he went to Juventus which was mostly uneventful. Then to when this was wrote, he is back at Manchester united where we sit 7th in the league, we are not doing so good but anyway, he is cemented in football history forever and is my all-time goat.

Grandpa: Who is Ronaldo?

Boy: He is the greatest footballer ever

by Myyotic April 20, 2022

Ronaldo

Goat

Oh its a ronaldo
(Oh it’s a goat)

by HBDAGOAT March 8, 2023

Ronaldo

Who loves to score penalty. He dives frequently. Penalties are overhyping his career.

He is Ronaldo.

by DiverPenaldo October 11, 2020

Indiano Ronaldo

The king. Better than Ronaldo.

Also featured on the song “Starter Level Freestyle” with Ronaldo

Indiano Ronaldo: your sister gave me head so go back to bed

ElPreciooo: GOODNIGHT!!

by FrmdaE September 28, 2023

its Ronaldo's Suii, bro!

Ronaldo's Suii, bro means that it a particular topic is very famous.

Mike: Hey bro, do you know Among Us? It's kinda popular now.
Sam: Bro, its Ronaldo's Suii, bro! Everyone knows it!

by Great Boii September 10, 2023

Ronaldoing

When u preform or demonstrate an act of awesomeness

What you do last night James? , not much was ronaldoing it with the Mrs

by Aquility February 3, 2020