Rock candy

Crack cocaine

I got a sweet tooth for that hard rock candy. Makes me horny af yo.

by Glassdick August 06, 2018

rock candy

A VERY HARD PENIS! Sometimes a girl will add sugar to enlighten a blow job

yo Paco did you give your girl some rock candy?

by Heat seeker! T.C.S April 15, 2008

rock candy

Its fucking candy you retarded dumbasses

Rock candy is not a penis or meth its a fucking lollipop candy, god I fucking hate UD

by doogsnoog July 26, 2020

rock candy

Rock Candy... a slang term made by Nympha n Nuda while covering up the meaning of the true word. Also see hard on.

Nympha- I was stradaling him.. n he got sum mad rock candy.. all i could think is how small...
Nuda- Haha.. that must have been sum small shit.

by Nuda May 07, 2004

rock candy

A derogatory term for someone who is stubborn.

Guy 1: Everyone wants to see Shutter Island but you, John
John: No way dude, I wanna see Alice in Wonderland
Guy 1: Dude, quit being such a rock candy

by Three sheets to the wind March 14, 2010

Rock Candy

The deposits that form on your pubes after working in hot weather also known as the salty furmundo chundo.

Dude, my dog totally went for my rock candy while I was sitting on the couch after work!!!

by Splinter1700 February 06, 2010

rock candy

Shatter a glass and roll penis in glass. Procede to shove glass-covered penis into girl's mouth, resembling a stick of rock candy

Caitlin requested a "rock candy" last night.

by McPida March 06, 2005