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Rock Monkey 

A statue in the form of a monkey, who on the occasion will grant immense power through wishes. And also like to eat ramen
Guys holy shit look, it's the Rock Monkey! Y'all better start praying and getting your wishes in.
Rock Monkey by le Monkeys November 25, 2020
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Rock Monkey 

A person hu likes lots of different types of rock music and wears lots of different styles of clothes and therefore is not a goth, skater, emo, punk or any other stereotype. They kind of swing between styles (like a monkey). Hence the name.
Adam: 'Jess was listenin to evanescence this mornin.'
Jake: 'so?....'
Adam: 'but yesterday she was listenin to Nirvana and the day before she was listenin to Bullet but she has a fallout boy bag. Is she confused or just wierd?'.
Jake: 'Ye dude shes a rock monkey.'
Rock Monkey by Pocoyo July 18, 2006

monkey rock 

Did you get that new Jay Z CD? He's changing the face of monkey rock.
monkey rock by Poopy Pantalones January 18, 2007

i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock 

something that is said to ckk when he says something stupid.
(ckk)
"this new ja rule album is hot. OMG I have been listening to it all day. It is the shiznit, fo show."
(person 1)
ckk, i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse 

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?
The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

Love, Money, Rock'n'Roll 

This is one of the best visual novel games ever. Created by the makers of another legendary visual novel "Everlasting Summer".

LMR consists of five main characters - Nikolai (MC), Himitsu, Kagome, Catherine and Ellie. The game is based on a 1980s time in Japan. You have to make a choice as the story progresses, and depending on that, date one of the girls. The artwork and music is absolutely fantastic - a major upgrade from Everlasting Summer.

This game was released worldwide in 2015.
Person 1: I'm playing Everlasting Summer! Time to revisit the classics.
Person 2: That's cool. When you're done finishing that, play Love, Money, Rock'n'Roll! The same old creators made it. This is even better than Everlasting Summer. You'll thank me later, trust me.
Person 1: Sure, after I'm done with this, I'll give Love, Money, Rock'n'Roll a try!
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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