The most perfect man alive. He's sweet, caring, gentle, and nice. He's absolutely charming and can sweep you off your feet in minutes. He's fun to talk to and loves unconditionally. Usually tall with brown hair. Also can be a really big nerd.
Anastasia: have you met Robert may?

Autumn: yes. He's so dashing.
by Darth mauls big toe December 17, 2013
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