Robert is a very sweet, kind, caring, cute, and funny person. He knows how to light up a room when he walks in. He can be cuddly and adorable a lot. Even though at times he may say he is not cute, do not listen to him because you know he is very cute and adorable.
"He is so cute! Who us he? Robert."
by imboredidk June 1, 2020
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Robert is a guy with two sides. One is sweet and the other one is the asshole part. His sweet side makes him a guy that is a good friend but is super weird about it. He has a few friends but makes sure he makes them last and have a good time. Some times he makes it to weird as in he acts kind of gay. When it comes to his asshole side he is a rude jerk who blames everybody else for his mistakes. He bullies people and makes them less confident mentally and physically. He will do whatever he can do get what he wants. So if know a Robert, I advise you to be careful. All in all, Robert is a sweet guy, but you just don't want to get him pissed off.
by Nariha June 10, 2019
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Sexy straight meme man that get the chicks and loves doing sex with girls
Robert is a hot boy
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A person with little to no intelligence and not spontaneous but acts giddy when placed around other mens group activity
He gets really Robert when at the gym running
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Noun. A person whose recommended videos list on YouTube comprises TED Talks, machine learning webinars, permaculture, and Peppa Pig reruns.

Adjective (mostly pejorative). A sense of humour that is unapologetically full of inside jokes, obscure references, and causticity. Think Dennis Miller, but more lowbrow and self-deprecating.
How very Robert of you to nickname your three year old “the Party of No”.
by rahsputin December 20, 2016
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Guy who enjoys casual loafing, and also is a rock climber depending on which region he is from.
(guy 1)Robert couldn't make it today, said he was busy. (guy 2) Must be loafing himself, he's always at it.
by Euan Bis October 17, 2008
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