The school mascot is basically a broke down f-150 because that’s what everyone drives there. The teachers grade based on what food items you bring them, and the band is run by the last remaining dinosaur on Earth. You will be greeted at the front gate by lazy security staff asleep in the guard shack and the front office receptionist gossiping about what teachers porn tape got leaked. The students all wear camo because traveling in numbers is safer and they think it’ll help them hide from their GPA’s.
“Hey did you see that news story about that fight at Riverdale High School?”
by raider-hater August 15, 2017
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this school in fort myers is full of hillbilly’s and gang members literally no in between. the principal cares about seeing your stomach and shoulders but if he sees butt or boobs he doesn’t care prob cause he likes it. tbh there are some good people but most of the kids are stuck up. and the school is full of druggies. super fun!!! 😩
by skootyoboot September 10, 2021
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A high school located in Fort Myers Florida. It is a "c" average school, which means the students here are uneducated and the only reason they are passing (barely) is because the teachers are just as stupid. The students consist of ignorant rednecks, hill billies, stuck up IB kids, and the ocasional ghetto crowd. The principal rarely leaves his office and gives far too much credit to the football team. The band is shrinking daily, and the over populated ROTC program is giving most of the stupid rednecks a Nazi-like appearance. There have been numerous deaths and murders, mostly because the school is located by undeveloped redneck infested farmland, because of that the students have way too much acess to guns and various drugs. The parking lot is filled with shitty trucks that most of the hicks there use as a status symbol, nearly all IB kids cant drive for their lives because they are losing common sense by the minute and think they know everything already. The only good departments are foreign language, and the arts. Otherwise not the best of schools.
"Any open minded civilized person with common sense could achieve a lot through Riverdale High School, too bad nobody such as that goes there....."
by T.J.A.E.3 May 8, 2010
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a establishment that is ment for knowledge but is often used for the purposes of selling large amounts of weed and expanding community gangs. Often referred to as the school where girls are raped on the buses or in the bathroom. However don't be mistaken the principals keep this school in line with a long string of academic programs such as videogaming club.
Student: Mom! I learned how much a dime is worth today!

Parent: Thats great honey. I'm so glad your education is in such great hands! Thats Riverdale High School!
by brapantiesonthafloooo January 16, 2011
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Better known as Reeferdale. Full of wanna be Rednecks when honestly all there are are some fake wiggers who wish they were what they are not. Riverdale is full of unnecessary fights, immature boys, and hoes. I'm sorry but if you go to that school your gunna catch something.. I'm sorry for those who is just now reading this.. I'd get checked. They hate East Lee County High School and say only Blacks, Hispanics, and Wiggers go there but that isn't true. I am a redneck and I go there. Because unlike those losers at Riverdale I can get diverse and not hate because the school is cooler then there's. But what can I say, if you like cops watching you, people doing drugs around the corner, and what ever else goes on in there... May god bless your soul cause you have no idea what kind of creep is coming around the corner.
"You see that wigger over there?"
"Yeah he goes to Riverdale High School"
by RedneckWoman#1 November 6, 2011
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