River Oaks 

The richest, most prestigous neighbourhood in Houston, Texas. A fuckin tite ass hood

Dude your'e from River Oaks?
Fuck ya bitch i from tha muthafuckin RO!

River Oaks by ellaleeforlife October 5, 2005

river oaks 

the rich hood of Houston. nearly every kid who lives there goes to some private school cuz the HISD is embarrassing. A bitch ass place that Highland Park can't put nothin on.

-"man dallas is so much better than Houston. river oaks is a dump compared to highland park."

-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"

Houston>Dallas

river oaks by pipingrockforlife August 5, 2009

River Oaks Baptist girls 

really hot girls who are hotter then all the fat-legged kinkaid, st. johns, and first pres. girls put together!!!

st. johns guy: whoa look at that fine girl over there!!

st johns guy 2: yea she goes to river oaks baptist! they're all like that!

River Oaks Baptist girls by la June 28, 2004

river oaks baptist boys 

They are short, mean, average looking boys who think they are so cool and all they do is chase the Kinkaid girls. They have bad BS and have no game. Can’t play sports either.

robs girl 1: the river oaks baptist boys are so mean and annoying

Robs girl 2: I know all they do is hook up with Ava, Brisa, and Anna Cate

river oaks baptist boys by Jddjck ofi December 22, 2019

river oaks baptist boys 

Nerdy, short, mean, average looking bullies who annoyingly obsess over girls from other schools, especially Kinkaid. They have bad BS and no game. They're bad at sports too.

Robs Girl 1: It’s so annoying how the river oaks baptist boys ignore us.
Robs girl 2: Ik!!! All they do is hook up with Ava, Anna Cate, Brisa.

river oaks baptist boys by Jddjck ofi December 22, 2019