ringsting

A sharp stinging pain that targets the anus. Caused by spicy food, a shit too large for the rectum to handle comfortably or from bum sex.

Sweet Jesus, I'm at the highest level on the ol' pain spectrum I've jus come down with a case of fucking ringsting on me rectum.

by Ringsting February 26, 2008

ringsting

stinging sensation around the a-hole caused by spicy food eaten the night before, or on occasion a particularly violent and sharp turd that when released feels like your ass is being ripped

Sweet jesus, that harsh vindaloo last night has given me a right proper case of ringsting

by Regina Phelangey December 20, 2004

ringsting

anal pain caused by eating hot and spicy food.

me and all! it gave us right ringsting

by red wine bitch January 4, 2003

ringsting

Stinging sensation around the arsehole caused by fingering of the anus or been drybummed.

Si, I got serious ringsting from what you did to my arse last night

by Dan Bates December 19, 2007

Ringsteds

A faggot hair cut AKA the pudding basin
popularized by Wesley Brown.

"Dude those ringsteds are huge"
"I can't get my ringsteds to stay up"
"

by Stedsmeister October 15, 2008

Ringsted

the coolest place on earth. where all the cool people live.

random dude: lets go to slagelse

random dude 2: no way, Ringsted its cooler.

by Notna April 23, 2011

Bruce Ringsting

Condition that occurs after consuming too many spicy foods that cause a burning sensation around your sphincter when expelled.

I ate all of those Jalapenos in Rosa's Nacho's last night and this morning my anus had a live performance from Bruce Ringsting.

It was a bad idea to go to Akbar's at 3 am and hit the buffet for madras, now I've got a bad case of Bruce Ringsting.

by Mucho Mario October 23, 2012