Ride the cannon

Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.

The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.

'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'

Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.

Ride the cannon by Paul Thompson August 14, 2006

Ride the cannon

Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.

The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.

'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'

Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.

Ride the cannon by Paul Thompson August 14, 2006

Ride the cannon

When someone is acting like they're cool and are strutting about.

"Look at that girl..I'm going to try and pull her. I'm going to have to ride the cannon."

Ride the cannon by suiclem August 14, 2006

Donkey ride to the bottom of the Canyon 

Being the last dude in line at a massive gangbang.

That bitch was so used up, by the time Maynard got his turn, he had to take the donkey ride to the bottom of the canyon.

Donkey ride to the bottom of the Canyon by Stevington T. Bearsworth October 26, 2008