Ricky Crano Share definition Flag A simplified form of Richard Cranium, which is a more polite way of expressing the insult dick head. Look at that guy. He thinks he's a know-it-all. What a Ricky Crano! Ricky Crano by eXDax February 8, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Ricky Crano mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch