A Richie is a small, pocket-lesbian-sized man who dreams of being a musician and possesses a reasonable amount of talent. A Richie likes to fence-climb and trespass. Richies love music, especially Tegan and Sara, and occasionally sleep with lesbians due to this musical inclination. A Richie can do clappy push-ups and occasionally pretends to lose when playing pool against a girl. A Richie will have a healthy ego and happily pose for photographs. Richies will occasionally lose their feet and try to find them on facebook. A Richie is magnetically attracted to beautiful crazy women, especially those that go by the name of Dani. To put it simply, a Richie is an odd man.
Dude 1 - "Whoa, what's that crazy ass guy doing in my backyard... and what is he doing with all those gnomes?"
Dude 2 - "Don't worry, that's just a Richie.... And are you sure those are gnomes? They look like lesbians to me..."
Dude 2 - "Don't worry, that's just a Richie.... And are you sure those are gnomes? They look like lesbians to me..."
by Sammioblazzio April 7, 2011
Richie, is your average white alpha male who thinks his shit doesn't stink. He leads you on and makes you feel like you're the greatest person he's ever met and like you are the one he wants to be with for the rest of his life. He waits for you to spill your heart out, then disappears like motherfucking Houdini. Where's he go? Simple, he goes on a dick sucking caravan with a bunch of hyenas and accidently loses his phone along the way. Probably in his ass when he was fisting himself. A year passes before Richie finally gets back from the caravan and comes across another phone. He texts you explaining himself, of course leaving out the part about the hyenas and all the loads he took to the face, and he sweeps you off your feet again. He tells you how sorry he is and how much he missed you and that he hopes you can find it in your heart to forgive him. Since you're such a sweet girl, you give him another chance. He will talk to you for a month until he loses his phone, for the 47th time this year, and breaks your recently healed heart again. You will then find him on Facebook and see that he has actually moved onto another broad and started a mini family with her. It will tear you up inside, but deep down you know he isn't worth shit. Steer clear of Richies. They are arrogant, shitholes that get off on your sadness and bring nothing but pain to your life. Never give Richies another chance. Let them know what piles of shit they are and that you deserve nothing but the best.
1. Hey what is that thing out there blowing that hyena? Oh, it's just a Richie.
2. What rhymes with "Ihaveagapingassholeandsometimesgetbitchie"? Richie.
3. Hey y'all, my name is Richie and I love when The Incredible Hulk fists my tiny little asshole!
4. Gee, look at this steamy pile of shit in my yard. It must be a Richie.
2. What rhymes with "Ihaveagapingassholeandsometimesgetbitchie"? Richie.
3. Hey y'all, my name is Richie and I love when The Incredible Hulk fists my tiny little asshole!
4. Gee, look at this steamy pile of shit in my yard. It must be a Richie.
by Ihateyourichard October 30, 2013
by yoworstnightmare2 August 28, 2017
The flabbiest man to ever walk town. With a mighty kick and an Addison uppercut from this man, you will instantly perish. If you spot a Richie out in the wild and tell him that he's been sitting on his ass all day, he will scream at you until you leave, and then pounce on you like he did to poor Eddie. Richie's are known to have the largest collections in the world. Anything from old rags and moldy coins, Richie's got 'em and will NEVER give them away. If you try to steal his semi trucks, he will laugh at you very creepily and take your Playstation away, and you will cry.
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AND LET ME IN IT!!" Richie said with a screech.
"I'm gonna kick your ass dude!" Richie said as he pounced onto poor Eddie.
"I'm gonna kick your ass dude!" Richie said as he pounced onto poor Eddie.
by Baryonx Man August 3, 2019
She is very epic and amazing and cool. Everyone loves her a lot. She is very admired and everyone appreciates her and laughs at her jokes and thinks she is the bees knees.
by richieisverycool September 7, 2020