1 definition by Sammioblazzio
A Richie is a small, pocket-lesbian-sized man who dreams of being a musician and possesses a reasonable amount of talent. A Richie likes to fence-climb and trespass. Richies love music, especially Tegan and Sara, and occasionally sleep with lesbians due to this musical inclination. A Richie can do clappy push-ups and occasionally pretends to lose when playing pool against a girl. A Richie will have a healthy ego and happily pose for photographs. Richies will occasionally lose their feet and try to find them on facebook. A Richie is magnetically attracted to beautiful crazy women, especially those that go by the name of Dani. To put it simply, a Richie is an odd man.
Dude 1 - "Whoa, what's that crazy ass guy doing in my backyard... and what is he doing with all those gnomes?"
Dude 2 - "Don't worry, that's just a Richie.... And are you sure those are gnomes? They look like lesbians to me..."
Dude 2 - "Don't worry, that's just a Richie.... And are you sure those are gnomes? They look like lesbians to me..."
by Sammioblazzio April 7, 2011