A Riker’s Island green cup experience 

A Riker’s Island green cup experience — A short prison experience designed to make a weak co-conspirator flip on his bosses and “rat up” — meaning inform our co-conspirators higher in authority and more deeply imbedded in the organization under investigation.

Tennis great Boris Becker just finished two years in prison and he said: “ It’s a different lifestyle; it’s a different world…The only currency you have is your character and your personality — literally — and you better make friends with the strong boys because you need protection , you need a group of people to look out for you”

To which I say: YIKES!!!!!!!!

If you are weak A Riker’s Island green cup experience will not only make you flip; it will also make you a gold medal winning judicial gymnast!!!!!!!!

A Riker’s Island green cup experience may have caused Allen Weisselberg to flip on Donald Trump. Four months is a real jail in theory is short time. As an actual experience, and facing more charges it’s actually unthinkable. Flip hell!!! Allen Weisselberg probably not only flipped; but is now also probably a gold medal judicial gymnast!!!!!

A Riker’s Island green cup experience by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023

Riker’s Island green cup 

Riker’s Island green cup — part of a basic personal kit an inmate receives upon entering Riker’s Island prison. This cup has a multipurpose function allowing an inmate to shave, brush his teeth, drink water, or make a hot beverage to drink — using prison ingenuity — while in his cell. Often when prisoners “graduate” — leave prison — they bring their green cup with them both as a memento and a reminder.

You don’t ever want to be put into a position where you have to use a Riker’s Island green up; or, to actually learn and experience how useful and versatile it is in the life of a prisoner.

Allen Weisselberg is drinking out of Riker’s Island green cup. Let him sip out of it for a bit; because If they sweat him a little and threaten him with more time; he may just flip on Donald Trump.

You know how they do new prisoners who don’t know how to jail; have no clout; and, no set to have their back. There is no such thing as soft time or short time on Riker’s Island.

Riker’s Island green cup by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 3, 2023

Riker's Beard

Euphemism for a moment in time (typically in pop culture) where something or someone that was lackluster and/or underachieving suddenly and surprisingly became much better and exciting. Taken from Star Trek - The Next Generation, which many fans considered wanting until Commander Riker grew a beard at the start of Season Two, after which the show was solid and well-received for the rest of its run.

"Heather Locklear joining the cast of Melrose Place was that show's Riker's Beard moment."

"Ben Cherrington (Boston Red Sox GM) trading expensive malcontents like Carl Crawford and Josh Beckett to the LA Dodgers was a Riker's Beard for his career (and the Red Sox) if ever I saw one."

"Little did the New England Patriots know it at the time, but when Mo Lewis knocked Drew Bledsoe out in Week 2 of 2001, it would become a Riker's Beard for the franchise."

"The fact that Danny Ainge (Boston Celtics GM) turned getting boned in the 2008 NBA Draft Lottery into a Riker's Beard is still staggering to me."

Riker's Beard by Honk4Gronk June 21, 2013

Ricer-Sleeper 

A vehicle, usually an import tuner, that is heavily modified under the hood (built engine, forced induction etc), capable of being faster than most other modified cars, however has non-performance damaging flamboyant cosmetic modifications (stickers, a large spoiler, hood/roof scoops, large obnoxious muffler).

A ricer-sleeper accomplishes being a sleeper (a car that does not look fast but really is) by appearing to be a ricer (a car that is modified to look cool and fast but in reality is not).

Guy 1: OMG! LOOK AT THAT RICER! Looks like he took the Fast and Furious trend too far...

Guy 2: LAWL YES, i bet it's a stock, base model, automatic!

Guy 3: That thing just beat my 300HP Nissan 5 minutes ago...

Guy1: OMGAWD its a sleeper??

Guy2: OH SHIZ! It's a ricer-sleeper.

Ricer-Sleeper by poopnikker February 18, 2011

Rice's Law 

Rice's Law is the theory that anything that can go right will go right. It is the diametric opposite to Murphy's Law. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law

See I told you we would finish before the deadline for Rice's Law is in full effect. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law

Rice's Law by Bill Browne February 28, 2015

Rice's Fruit Farm 

Rice's Fruit Farm is a little no name shop in the middle of Wilbraham that all the fucking flax bros or slimy faggots go to bitch and complain after a day at minnechaug. The place has ok ice cream but all the people suck.

Wanna go milk a cow at Rice's Fruit Farm? I'm not talking about the employees either.

Rice's Fruit Farm by Oogie Googie February 25, 2021

The Racer's Edge Award

A made up Bullshit in Award in Proud Family Season 1 Episode 17. You say you got this award to make your parents proud of you even though the award doesn't exist.

Son/Daughter: I just got the Racer's Edge award at school also can I have 5 bucks?
Mom/Dad: Certainly!!! I can't believe you got a award for school.

The Racer's Edge Award by Kid_Salami February 24, 2021