cooking rice

causing male ejaculation. the action of causing the ejaculation identified as the cooking; the ejaculate(semen) identified as the rice.

Peter can't come to the phone, he's cooking rice in his room.

by TekoBaka June 7, 2009

cook rice

to smoke crack cocaine

asians aren't the only people that cook rice

by Fujian June 20, 2004

Cooking rice

When you slay a Virgin women and Impregnate her. (Anime kind of thing)

He was cooking maroua’s rice. She was very happy. Cooking rice

by Fistdadddy March 29, 2020

Home cooked rice

A domestic ricer

a mustang with cheap ebay euro tail lights and a body kit. home cooked rice

by Coolleyman October 14, 2009

go home cook rice

Background: Cooking rice is a daily chore in households in Hawaii. This chore is often tasked to the children/teenagers of the family who usually got home from school before their parents and were instructed to cook the rice for dinner.

Hawaiian slang: This phrase has the equivalent effect of "go home!" or "go back to where you came from" in American speech. There are many equivalent uses: some used to express disdain, some used jokingly and some used to express relief from a hard day of work.

Ex. 1 - Mahina (at a football game): "Fuck the Huskies!! Go home cook rice!"

Ex. 2 - Leinani: "Don't even kno how fo' do simple division? Brah, you bettah just go home cook rice."

Ex. 3 - Kawika: "Ho braddah, dat one homework took so long. Finally pau. Time to go home cook rice."

by datonebradiz October 5, 2012

Rice Cooking

When you make a huge dildo out of your solidified semen and then stick it into any hole of your dead and burning enemy.

Alright Mikey, its been 3 goddamn months and you don't got our fuckin money! Looks like I gotta do some rice cooking up your brand new pussy!

by weeneepeepoo December 4, 2019