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adj. short name for ridiculous
Henry: Yo Riley I am naked and eating!
Riley: Dude, you're actions are so reed.
by Nika is crazy! March 18, 2009
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A guy who jokes about a girl, but is actually very serious about her. Generally very smart, and has lots of acne. Not good at sports, but always makes people laugh.
"You see that guy? He's such a Reed"
"That lucky girl"
by tehbanaynay June 03, 2014
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One who fondles and sexually interacts with turtles.
Oh yeah, I heard he has being a Reed.
by Rick... March 07, 2013
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He is a very sweet, smart guy. He is everyone's friend.
Girl C: Reed is super calm and considerate.
Girl D: Yeah, and he's charming!
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Reed, as a last name, will define headstrong family that can get so much in life with their smarts.
Man I wish I knew a Reed now...
by ApplePi314 June 08, 2020
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Just an absolute dick and extremely obnoxious and he also picks his nose and eats his boogers or wipes it on another green surface.
Can you see Reed over there digging for gold? I think he touched his brain already. There's his daily snack. That'll last him the day.
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