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Someone that behaves in harsh hurtful ways, then expects you to have no reaction;
A Pathological Liar that can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own power & abilities.
Extremely convincing, treats people differently at different times for no apparent reason. Fuckboy Syndrome
Does not take ownership or blame for his mistakes & misdeeds.At times, appears to actually enjoy manipulating & hurting others; exhibits the behavior of a Fucktard Douche.
Is glibe and superficial Fakeass bitch.
Is manipulative, conning, self serving, charming, but covertly hostile with a grandiose sense of self; feels entitled to things
Lacks remorse, shame or guilt - Doesn't see others as people, but as targets or opportunities. Also known as a heartless bitch or a cold fuck.
Incapacity to love or has shallow emotions- Warmth, joy, love and compassion are feigned, rather than experienced. Addicted to fuckery with Puerto Rican sidehoes & raunchy flight attendants.
Loves living on the edge with Molly & secretly loves cock.
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams, even those of the small children they profess to love. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed. Captain Cunt
Since Reeds are not genuine, neither are their promises.Reeds are slimy leaches.
Reeds have no concern for their impact on others and are irresponsible & unreliable.
A reed has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis.
Reeds are excellent actors. Research suggests that Reeds don’t have the basic emotions such as love, warmth, genuine closeness, or responsibility. Also known as a cheater, a wanker, and Emotionally broken.
Reeds should be avoided at all costs, especially ones with common names like Rob or Bill.
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Your average reed will be wearing non-prescribed glasses and speak with a vast vocabulary to try to make him self appear smart. Even though he doesn't understand the word or know how to pronounce it, he will say it anyway. They are sometimes acquitted with a beanie that makes them look like a hipster. Does he drink coffee and pretend to be an enthusiast, yes. Does he say dumb jokes and try to be funny, yes. Will he ask you a question just so he can answer it himself, yes. Does he have his parents write his college essays for him, yes. Does he like to guzzle Dosh Jean's cum, yes.
Dosh: Hey what did you get for question 12?

Reed: Actually, I can't say because i'm too smart for you.

Dosh: God what a Reed.
by Benqueedo Man December 06, 2016
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The word reed is fisrtly a water plant which grows on bank of rivers, but also can be used as an insult which is to call someone a (geek) or someone who is abnoxious.
"your such a freakin reed, get out of my life and shut up!"
or
"hey reed why dont you go and eat a decroded piece of crap"
by Adam Batty March 21, 2006
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('Read) to Reed.
1:) To Reed someone is the act of taking someone's possion without permission. v.
1:) Why would you Reed my ring?
2:) Stop Reeding my stuff Maxene.
by dindsoe November 14, 2010
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1. An insult. Can be used to an action, person, something said or something seen. Most closely related to stupid, dumb, asshole, or Idiot. Also can be used to call someone ugly.

2. A persons name. Has nothing to do with books. (but if you do know a person with this name, you can make fun of him in book-ish ways)

3.A really great college in Oregon.
"Did you see that guy?"
"Eww, he looked like a total Reed!"

"Reed, READ to me."

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A really tall kid that seems real tough but is actually wimpish when he is scared (no offense), known to make high-pitched squeeking noises when threatened
He through the baseball right at my face and when i stood up with an angry look on my face he squeeked and rran away just like Reed Kimzey
by qwertyop February 05, 2009
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Someone who makes grand promises but fails to keep them. Someone you want to believe in but fails you. He is generally found hanging out with anybody and everybody because he doesn't know who he is. He takes up offers and falls through. Reed's are not to be trusted. They break hearts and tell lies.
Don't trust him he is as two-faced as a Reed.
If you get married make sure your spouse isn't a Reed.
by Queen Desdemona October 23, 2014
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