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A concious being which lives with, and adapts it's self to the enviroment in which it lives. Often Alien to its enviroment, it picks, and excels/magnifies far beyond the origional purpose, which traits are benafitial in the beings around it. These being varry greatly, the only ties between them is the fact that all, "Kimzey" beings choose "Sexual" practices as one of there traits to excel in as to further the race ( they are hard to define from other organisms because of there veriety in features/traits, and they can't be clasified as a species because they can mutate DNA, and procreate with any organismn( continueing The web of "Kimzey"'s throughout the many multiverses ))

Because they all choose to excel in the most benaficial beings sexual habits, they tend to have bigger, or smaller sexual organs, which ever is more attractive/impresive to the opposite sex. Because of this, people of earth have begun to use it as a slang term for a man with a large, or over average sized penis and/or balls. It less used, but used, also as a term fore someone abnormally skilled in some way.

It is suspected that at least one inhabits the planet Earth. There really isn't alot known about them, but there are ledgends that have been iterperated as saying they have psychic, or godly powers.
" How is that possable! Hmn... I wonder if he could be a Kimzey"

" She licked his balls than finally after seing his enormous penis said in amazement," My god, your dick is huge! Are you a Kimzey?"

" GO! GO! YOUR A FRICKEN KIMZEY!" Said Jon as Stevan ran for a touchdown.

Sergent Leo said in a concerned fasion," Sir, we think it might be a kimzey."

Dawn blushed," Yes... He was a Kimzey in bed." and many of them giggled.
Kimzey by ERROR-1221115 June 11, 2008
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a person with 20 girlfriends and has the IQ of a wooden plank
garrett kimzey by h123abch September 8, 2020
the sexiest and most beautiful girl in the world. the perfect person. if you ever find her, never let go. i no i wont.
i love you Kinzey. you are the perfect girlfriend, and the woman who i want to spend forever with.
Kinzey by puffin-tyty May 12, 2009
Kinzey is smart, funny, and is beautiful. She moves a lot, but she still makes friends everywhere she goes. She makes some really good friends. There is also that boy that is in love with her but she doesn't like him. Boys like her but are to afraid to tell her.
She is such a Kinzey
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Mr.Kimmey Rotz 

Bum ass teacher that works at George Washington middle school likes screaming in people’s ear n shi prolly should get fired idk
This nigga Mr.kimmey rotz!
Mr.Kimmey Rotz by Raw ass Gw kid September 30, 2019