Redo’s Procedure 

n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons in which a previously performed delicate procedure is performed again ... indelicately.

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Crickey mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum. Again. And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

Redo’s Procedure by gnostic3 February 7, 2024

redo’s procedure 

n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons. A previously completed delicate procedure is performed again … indelicately.

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Crickey Mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum! Again! And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

redo’s procedure by gnostic3 February 23, 2024

Redo’s Procedure 

n. Complex operation, attempted only by the most skilled surgeons, in which a previously performed delicate procedure is performed again ... indelicately.

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Crickey Mate! I am shagged out. I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum. Again! And now I have to do a bleedin’ Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

Redo’s Procedure by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019