Redefining Douchebag: I think I'll post a definition of "douchebag" on Urban Dictionary.
Intelligent Person: But there are 219 definitions of "douchebag" there already. What do you have to say that hasn't already been said multiple times before?
Redefining Douchebag: Duhhh... I guess I could offer myself as an example...
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).