red vining

when two homosexual men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelets

"We heard it was called red vining"
"Is it called red vining?"

by theofficeftw December 5, 2012

red vining

when two men intertwine their penises like a caduceus

as mentioned on "the office (908)" while angela and dwight question toby on gayness after angela comes to grips with the fact that oscar has been having an affair her husband, the senator.

angela: what is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet?
toby: wow, uh?
angela: is it called red vining?
dwight: is it called red vining? we heard it was called red vining?
angela: people red vine?

1. in the middle of sex, john says to his gay partner, bill:

john: hey bill, can we red vine tonight?
bill: sure, just stay soft

2. pick-up exchange at gay bar

john: what's your sign?
bill: virgo
john: i want to take your twizzler and do some red vining
bill: sorry, but i don't think your penis is long enough

by eciffoeht December 5, 2012

red vining

When 2 homosexual males intertwine their penises together similar to the snakes on the medical symbol.

Barry and Todd were red vining and they made a knot by accident. Thankfully Harold helped them get untangled.

by Canavja December 5, 2012

Red Vining

The act of wrapping two penises around each other for sexual pleasure.

I accidentally walked in on two guys red vining. I thought they were conjoined twins before I realized what was going on...

by SavingYouth December 8, 2012

red vining

When two men entwine their penises like a caduceus (from an episode of The Office)

The two dudes were red vining in the bathroom.

by joe bro December 5, 2012

red vining

when two men intertwine their penises like the two snakes on the medical alert braclents

Me and Ashton had a good time red vining last night, almost two complete revolutions!

by mrsomebody December 6, 2012

Red Vining

When two gay men's penises intertwine like the red snakes on the medical shield.

Oscar and Robert would practice red vining with their flaccid penises after intercourse.

by Daniel California December 8, 2012