Read the paper

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails

Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

hit with the reads

When your in a class and you and your friends are not working at ALL, but you teacher thinks you are wroking.

WOW, Dude. We "hit with the reads" on our teacher and she never picked up on it. All class we never did any work.

by Drew Debree March 29, 2016

nim being forced by dream to read. not nightmare. nightmare is neglected for some reason.

insert cash or credi-
"READING BOOKS WITH NIM!"

"NIGHTMARE GET OUT THE VIEW! Anyways. Dream wanted me to read this book..-"

"3 little piggies-"

by Liv!Hakana May 24, 2023

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.

In school I was phantom reading.

by Kanonymous123 March 18, 2018

If you are reading this your gay as fuck

by semen eater 43 March 30, 2022

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.

by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013

When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.

“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”

by Omg Rebecca September 16, 2019