a read

street slang for a account of whats going on.

"I need a read on how much money we made tonight"

by inkless pen December 28, 2016

reade

You are a reade if you are kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic.

Wow he’s clearly a reade! He’s suave.

by FRIENDS IS LIFEEE September 30, 2017

readed

the past tense of 'read'

i just readed a book and it was unbad

by Fatty McButterpants November 16, 2007

Read

When u read a book

What’s he doing

Oh he’s reading a book

by Rsbdnd February 19, 2019

read this

get...

Just read this
ok
so
uhh
get
GET RICKROLLED

rickrolled

by poopoolooloo January 28, 2021

reading

getting railed by beast titan 🥵🥵🥵

person A : Hey! i’m currently reading ;)
person B : aw ur so lucky bro

by shawty bae 🥵🔥👌😆🥶🤣🔫🤞🙏‼️ February 4, 2021

reading

Code for Masterbateing .

Friend "Hey bro I tried calling earlier, what you up to?"
You: " Sorry I was "reading"."

by EL_Mark March 19, 2015