Ramy's Law

Ramy's Law dictates that the most ridiculous odds of triumph will overcome the most painfully obvious vast circumtstance off defeatl quicker than two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass.

"I was up by 20 points, but Ramy's Law states that 3 turn-overs, 8 passes, and 4 onside kicks in under 30 seconds would make me lose...."

by gordo2dope November 15, 2004

ralmy scralmy

1. a scally wag.

2. scramble.

3. a phrase to use if you can’t find the right word.

Halmy: “That ralmy scralmy is always causing trouble!”

Tazoozoo: “Let’s ralmy scralmy these eggs. I’m hungry!”

Swag: “That guy is such a... I can’t think of the word..”
Max: “Ralmy scralmy?”
Swag: “Yeah, for now.”

by RALMER June 7, 2020

Spank my Ratty

To go jerk off. (New Yorker Edition)

Brb babe, im about to go spank my ratty.

by InukiSukme July 11, 2021