Rastabation

Smoking the weed before partaking in the act of self abuse!

Jonny Boy Blades got so perv'd up at work he picked up an eighth and rushed off home for a spot of rastabation

by Itchy Trigger Fingers January 29, 2009

rasterbation

The act of printing a large image on several pieces of paper to tape together into a poster.

The image was too large for his printer, so he had to resort to rasterbation.

by MisterPD May 27, 2006

RASturbation

Spending countless hours working with HEC-RAS (the Army Corps of Engineers' Hydrologic Engineering Center's River Analysis System). It's pleasurable at first, but becomes painful after countless hours, days, and weeks working on the same project. See http://www.hec.usace.army.mil/software/hec-ras/index.html

Only spelled with capital RAS since "rasturbation" (no caps) deals with digital photography.

Learning proper RASturbation techniques can be an excellent educational and career-advancing endeavor. Man, I love that I get paid to RASturbate. I've been RASturbating on this project for so long that it's not fun anymore; it actually hurts. Do you want to look over my shoulder and watch me RASturbate? She taught the new intern how to RASturbate.

by jaLuv December 17, 2008

Pastabation

The act of pleasuring ones self with pasta.

NAME was caught in the act of pastabation with the spaghetti before she cooked it.

by chuck norris 556 June 30, 2010

Rastabating

When a rastafarian masturbates

I walked in on Weed Man Winston only to find him "rastabating"

by joshmiller November 22, 2013

rasterbation

The action of masturbation while wearing a Rastafarian hat (preferably with dreadlocks) and smoking large sums of marijuana. Generally those who partake in this activity shout "yaman" at the moment of ejaculation.

Fred: "Hey, you guys wanna have a huge rasterbation session tonight?"
Tad: "You know it!"

by rasterbator1 July 7, 2009

Rastabortionist

1. The word defined for a abortionist, who just so happens to be a Rasta (From Jamaica.)

See Abortionist, and pretend he is from Jamaica, then lol.

Was invented by petercoffin on Youtube, with the "Twilight 2: New Moon LEAKED EXTENDED TRAILER!", very funny video MUST WATCH. Genuine pisstake.

Nub : "Regi is a rastabortionist!"
Regi: "Meh guanna take cure ya little babeh in jah uterus!"

by RegiRocket January 6, 2010