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The word uttered by Teddy KGB in the film Rounders, in which he goads Mike McDermott to continue to play poker. Outside of this context, it can also be used as an accented usage of the word Quickie, meaning a short sexual encounter with another.

Emphasis MUST be given to pronounciation and accent used. Closer to the actual voice of Teddy KGB would be best.

"Just like a young man coming in for a qvickie."

"Jake just went upstairs to have a qvickie with Caitlin, and I heard she gagged on his cock, and she has "Slut" written on her stomach with two arrows pointed downwards."

Qvickie by Tyrone Schiff May 25, 2006

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Midnight Quickie

The act of waking up in the middle of the night with the urge to have a quick wank.

Most of the time when I have a Midnight Quickie , I always forget to clean up, resulting in waking up with a crusty hand.

Midnight Quickie by Freeride Cazza September 10, 2016

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Quickie Monster

A person, usually in a relationship, who really gets off on having lots and lots of quickie sex.

Etym.: Cookie Monster + quickie

"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"

Quickie Monster by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 4, 2015

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Quickie

When two people have sexual intercourse in a short amount of time

Chad : Hey babe my wife's out of town tonight and the kids are at grandmas guess we can fuck all night!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Quickie by SlopNChop May 18, 2017

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Quickie

A term used to describe sexual intercourse that has either lasted a short amount out time, involved absolutely no foreplay, or only one of the participants actually got off.

A husband might say, "Hey babe, wanna have a Quickie?!" And the wife might respond, "Not if you're going to leave me hanging again."

Quickie by Sustaining6 June 12, 2020

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geezer quickie

A kiss between older folks.

Hey sweetheart, let’s have a geezer quickie, shall we?

geezer quickie by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

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Quickie Q

a quick question you would like to ask the following:
your friend who has the same humour
a class mate
or a general tramp off the corner

hey gyal pal just a quickie Q for yaz, what is the difference between good dressing people and gay people?

there is no difference
(but thats besides the point of the topic)

Quickie Q by quickie Q bros and hoez4ya2k87 November 10, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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