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1) A fairly fast handjob.

2) A romantic shipping between a Quin and an Andy

3) Duck Candy
1) "Hey, babe, my parents will be home in ten minutes, how about a quandy?" She put her hand down his pants as she stated rubbing his cock how he liked it, his favorite type of handjob.

2) "Did you see Quin and Andy in the hall?"
"Yeah! They make such a cute couple! I totally ship Quandy!"

3) Duck 1, "Hey I could go for some candy right now."
Duck 2, "I have fun Duck Candy."
Duck 1, "I'm Quacky for Quandy!"
Quandy by TotodileSexiness November 13, 2013
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A quick hand job
Hey Emily we don't have much time before your parents get home...how about a quandy?
Quandy by EstoySenorBlanco January 27, 2009
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Quandivilous 

To act as though you were in a cartoon; to have the nature of an object or scene from a cartoon.
Sam dropped a piano on Ryan’s head and now all of Ryan’s teeth are piano keys. They’re such a quandivilous duo.
Quandivilous by UWundergradadmissions September 24, 2022

Quandle Dingle

bro looks like his name is quandle dingle

“what in the quandle dingle
Quandle Dingle by V0M1TING April 24, 2022

Quandale Dingle 

A Quandale Dingle is an advanced technique employed at the high school level of football in which a player of below average height but above average weight for a given position is given the football usually as part of a larger trick play. It is often employed in desperate game situations where the chances of winning are slim. The move was named after one of the greatest high school offensive guards of all time, Quandale Dingle, but its use in game scenarios is highly controversial as its overall effectiveness depends almost entirely on the motivation of the player with the ball. It has also lead to some high-profile career ending injuries, which is why its use has not been adopted at the college or NFL levels.
Football Player 1: (Looks to the sidelines) Oh no.
Football Player 2: What's wrong? What's the play call?
Football Player 1: Coach is calling for a Quandale Dingle.
Football Player 2: God be with us.

quandale dingle 

person 1: u seen quandale dingle?
person 2: thats one goofy ahh name

Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson 

A hot guy
Man he looks a lot like Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson right now
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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