Pussy paralysis

When you cannot get up because your cat is on your lap.

I was late for work because i had pussy paralysis.

by Junebug333 August 10, 2019

pussy paralysis

the state of being after having sex with a woman who leaves her partner drained and unconscious; similar to cock coma, but with the feminine dominance.

After Sandra and I had sex, she went out to walk the dog and left me in bed in a state of pussy paralysis.

by FishboneIzRedHot December 29, 2009