pussy cafe

1. where horny, rich and desperate single/unhappily married men go to have sex with prostitutes.

also known as whorehouse or brothel

2. showrooms in developed and trendy asian countries where many cute and adorable cats are pampered in luxury for the public to visit.

1.
Peter the Cheater: hey babe, im fukn hungry down here.
im gna go head off to the pussy cafe for a quick munch.

Naive abused girlfriend: Ohh ok, can i come too? im hungry too.

Peter the Cheater: No, bitch make me a sandwich for when i get back.

Naive abused girlfriend: but i thought u were going out for some food?

Peter the Cheater: Yeah i love you too, bye!

*runs*

2.

Natalie: I just wana go to Japan, i hear they got the best pussy cafes there. They all look so gorgeous and pretty!!

Tony: ..... yayer lets go!!!

by innocent_monkey_boy69 November 9, 2010

pussycakes

Someone who possesses the characteristics of a pussy and/or someone who gives excuses to get out of doing shit.

Mick: "Hey Bret, wanna play football with us?"
Bret: "I'm too sore to play football..."
Mick: "Awwwww... Pussycakes!"

by TroyBradshaw November 11, 2009

pussycake

Eating a girl out on her period and the more you squeeze, the more blood comes out like strawberry icing.

Sky: "Ion wanna eat you out, gimme that pussycake bitch."

by lighteninq June 7, 2020

Pussycake

Something you may not be that often

You may not be a pussycake that often.

by AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAOMFG July 19, 2009

pussycake

a person who acts in a very lame or retarded manner

stop being a pussycake and let me drive

by Mike March 29, 2005

Pussycake

The sweetest tasting cake ever. Great for any occasion or just because it’s tuesday.

I asked my friend if they had any plans for the weekend. They responded simply by saying, “mmm-mmm, some mighty fine tasting pussycake”

by thefriendlybull April 19, 2022

pussycake

somebody who who eats not only pussy but ass from the back

dude i’m the pussycake king bruh!! kesha was all bout my shit last nught

by dookiestinkabutt November 22, 2022