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Punish the toilet 

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When someone takes a massive shit or squirts out a lot of diarrea and then clogs the toilet with the amount of toilet paper that they use to wipe their butt afterwards.
*Stan was in Eric's bathroom desperately trying to unclog the toilet after taking a huge dump. *

Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"
Punish the toilet by Gaylord Olgvin September 11, 2011
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Punish the toilet • punish the boys • punish the clown • Punish the Kitty • punish the monkey • punish the pope • Punish the Porcelain • PTH - Punish that/the hole • in the name of the moon i'll punish you • punish

Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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jody 

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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026
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girl grip 

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The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026
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Condiment home

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A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026
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bang a you-ee 

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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
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