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1. A contemptible person; usually a male of questionable hygiene, manners, intellect, fashion sense or body weight who is not held in high regards by his peers. Displays an arrogant ignorance of the fact that he is, in fact, a puhp.
2. A lazy mispronounciation of poop (slang).

Origin: The first occurance of the word 'puhp' was in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada circa 2001.
1. Don't be a puhp.

2. I gotta take puhp.

3. You're such a puhp!
by Team_Puhp October 02, 2006
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Another chapter of the Powderkeg Enterprises
(To the tune of Cruella DeVille, from 101 Dalmations)

"I'm taking a puhp, taking a puhp...."

"Ugh, you really ARE a puhp!"

"DO you have a Cosmo?"
by Spank Me October 05, 2006
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The Arizona (U.S.) Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal imbedded into the side of a cliff rising above the road, at the apex of a curve.

The wreckage resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car. The type of car was unidentifiable at the scene.

The folks in the lab finally figured out what it was, and what had happened.

It seems that a guy had somehow got hold of a JATO unit, (Jet Assisted Take Off unit, actually a solid-fuel rocket) that is used to give heavy military transport planes an extra `push' for taking off from short airfields. He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert, and found a long, straight stretch of road. Then he attached the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, got up some speed, and fired off the JATO!!

Best as they could determine, he was doing somewhere between 250 and 300 mph (350-420kph) when he came to that curve.... The brakes were completely burned away, apparently from trying to slow the car.

Solid-fuel rockets don't have an 'off'... once started, they burn at full thrust 'till the fuel is all gon
Now that guy....he was a puhp. R.I.P that guy!
by Licked October 11, 2006
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A turd who wears no shoes and a hoody with a hole in it, and a shitty car. He also likes Viva paper towel roll, possibly to build a nest.
I don't know what you heard about me
But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a motherfucking P-U-H-P


Guy #1: Hey man, Colin Whelan is a puhp.
Guy #2: He isn't A puhp, he IS Puhp!
by IMetJoeClark October 11, 2006
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