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Puerto Rican'd

verb. To have a Puerto Rican go crazy on you for your wrong doings. Most likely your parent(s). When one is "Puerto Rican'd", they may be screamed at and/or beaten with whatever is in arm's reach. Usually commited without hearing the victim's defense.
Gabe: "Mom, I failed english."
Mom: (screaming) "I always knew you were stupid! I should've aborted you! You worthless piece of shit!"

*Beats Gabe with a lamp*

(therefore, Gabe's mom "Puerto Rican'd" him.
by lunamar February 23, 2011
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Puerto Rican Doorbell

When someone is too lazy to get our of there car and ring the persons bell, so they double park on the side of the street, and honk there horn till the person comes out.
I dont feel like getting outta the car, imma use the puerto rican doorbell...
" HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK"
by Shaz August 26, 2004
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Puerto Rican Diet Plan

Posting pictures of your anus on an online dating site. Named after Puerto Rican Territorial Senator Roberto Arango, a virulent homophobe, was caught posting pictures of his anus on a gay dating site grindr. Senator Arango later claimed was documenting his weight loss regimen.
I found out my boss was on the Puerto Rican Diet Plan when I saw him on grindr yesterday.
by ryanayr August 31, 2011
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Puerto Rican Dick

The Biggest Juicest Monster of a cock Ever!
1. *Girl 1* Oh my god, I smashed with Joey last Niight! He has a true Puerto Rican Dick!

*Girl 2* Lucky hoee! He's to damn picky to choose me!
by A true lover :) July 26, 2011
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Puerto Rican Deviled Egg

When a guy is hovered over his girl and is jerking off on her face, and when he cums on her face he simultaneously shits on her chest... he must really like her a lot!!!

*don't do this if you have bad knees

Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.
Ex. Knowing I was going to see my girl later, I went to Cotijas and ate 2 juicy carnitas burritos with extra sour cream and hot sauce. I then proceeded straight to Amanda's house, hoping I wouldn't shit myself, knowing I was on borrowed time. As soon as I walked through the door, I had to tip toe, knowing I might shit myself. I grabbed her hand and rushed her into the bedroom, threw her on the bed while I rapidly took my pants off, I straddled her chest and gave her the best Puerto Rican Deviled Egg she's ever had.

Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.
by Jason’s Sugar Tits July 6, 2021
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Puerto Rican Diploma

The police officer ran out of toner printing his/her Puerto Rican Diploma
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 23, 2013
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Puerto Rican Double

When a batter hits a single and then steals second base.
Hernandez completes the Puerto Rican Double with that theft of second.
by Jim & Todd September 6, 2007
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