Puerto Rican'd

verb. To have a Puerto Rican go crazy on you for your wrong doings. Most likely your parent(s). When one is "Puerto Rican'd", they may be screamed at and/or beaten with whatever is in arm's reach. Usually commited without hearing the victim's defense.

Gabe: "Mom, I failed english."
Mom: (screaming) "I always knew you were stupid! I should've aborted you! You worthless piece of shit!"

*Beats Gabe with a lamp*

(therefore, Gabe's mom "Puerto Rican'd" him.

Puerto Rican'd by lunamar February 23, 2011

Puerto Rican Doorbell 

When someone is too lazy to get our of there car and ring the persons bell, so they double park on the side of the street, and honk there horn till the person comes out.

I dont feel like getting outta the car, imma use the puerto rican doorbell...
" HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK"

Puerto Rican Doorbell by Shaz August 26, 2004

Puerto Rican Diet Plan 

Posting pictures of your anus on an online dating site. Named after Puerto Rican Territorial Senator Roberto Arango, a virulent homophobe, was caught posting pictures of his anus on a gay dating site grindr. Senator Arango later claimed was documenting his weight loss regimen.

I found out my boss was on the Puerto Rican Diet Plan when I saw him on grindr yesterday.

Puerto Rican Diet Plan by ryanayr August 31, 2011

Puerto Rican Dick 

The Biggest Juicest Monster of a cock Ever!

1. *Girl 1* Oh my god, I smashed with Joey last Niight! He has a true Puerto Rican Dick!

*Girl 2* Lucky hoee! He's to damn picky to choose me!

Puerto Rican Dick by A true lover :) July 26, 2011

Puerto Rican Deviled Egg 

When a guy is hovered over his girl and is jerking off on her face, and when he cums on her face he simultaneously shits on her chest... he must really like her a lot!!!

*don't do this if you have bad knees

Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.

Ex. Knowing I was going to see my girl later, I went to Cotijas and ate 2 juicy carnitas burritos with extra sour cream and hot sauce. I then proceeded straight to Amanda's house, hoping I wouldn't shit myself, knowing I was on borrowed time. As soon as I walked through the door, I had to tip toe, knowing I might shit myself. I grabbed her hand and rushed her into the bedroom, threw her on the bed while I rapidly took my pants off, I straddled her chest and gave her the best Puerto Rican Deviled Egg she's ever had.

Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.

Puerto Rican Deviled Egg by Jason’s Sugar Tits July 6, 2021

Puerto Rican Diploma 

The arrest record of a Puerto Rican

The police officer ran out of toner printing his/her Puerto Rican Diploma

Puerto Rican Diploma by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 23, 2013

Puerto Rican Double

When a batter hits a single and then steals second base.

Hernandez completes the Puerto Rican Double with that theft of second.

Puerto Rican Double by Jim & Todd September 6, 2007