verb. To have a Puerto Rican go crazy on you for your wrong doings. Most likely your parent(s). When one is "Puerto Rican'd", they may be screamed at and/or beaten with whatever is in arm's reach. Usually commited without hearing the victim's defense.
Gabe: "Mom, I failed english."
Mom: (screaming) "I always knew you were stupid! I should've aborted you! You worthless piece of shit!"
*Beats Gabe with a lamp*
(therefore, Gabe's mom "Puerto Rican'd" him.
Mom: (screaming) "I always knew you were stupid! I should've aborted you! You worthless piece of shit!"
*Beats Gabe with a lamp*
(therefore, Gabe's mom "Puerto Rican'd" him.
by lunamar February 23, 2011
Get the Puerto Rican'd mug.When someone is too lazy to get our of there car and ring the persons bell, so they double park on the side of the street, and honk there horn till the person comes out.
I dont feel like getting outta the car, imma use the puerto rican doorbell...
" HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK"
" HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK"
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Get the Puerto Rican Diet Plan mug.1. *Girl 1* Oh my god, I smashed with Joey last Niight! He has a true Puerto Rican Dick!
*Girl 2* Lucky hoee! He's to damn picky to choose me!
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*don't do this if you have bad knees
Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.
*don't do this if you have bad knees
Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.
Ex. Knowing I was going to see my girl later, I went to Cotijas and ate 2 juicy carnitas burritos with extra sour cream and hot sauce. I then proceeded straight to Amanda's house, hoping I wouldn't shit myself, knowing I was on borrowed time. As soon as I walked through the door, I had to tip toe, knowing I might shit myself. I grabbed her hand and rushed her into the bedroom, threw her on the bed while I rapidly took my pants off, I straddled her chest and gave her the best Puerto Rican Deviled Egg she's ever had.
Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.
Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.
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