Prouch 

(verb, transitive or intransitive), e.g. To prouch someone; to prouch against someone

1) to resist, 2) to demonstrate stubbornness, 3) to engage in physical self-defense by fighting, biting and scratching 4) to act unwilling to do something that is imposed, 5) to act against someone's will

1. Koala bears prouched energetically when two teenagers tried to yoink them from the San Fransisco Zoo 11 years ago.

2. I don't understand why someone would prouch love.

3. Once captured, he started prouching and forced Samantha's hand off his hair.

Prouch by alkaloid January 2, 2012

Prouch 

The act of prowling and crouching at the same time. Prowling with frequent stops in a crouched position.

"Cosmo the cougar prouched as he was about to attack Harambe."

Prouch by Brioli November 19, 2016

Pudding pouch

The part of your stomach that wants a dessert. No matter how full you are.

Sandra enjoyed her seven course dinner. But her pudding pouch still hankered for a Mississippi mud pie.

Pudding pouch by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Hair Pouch 

A small leather pouch worn on the belt that contains locks of hair cut from desirable females. Usually that the owner stalks. Akin to a medieval coin purse. The pouch can be dedicated to one particular female or many, its the owners discretion.

Someday when she realizes I am her true love I can show her my hair pouch.

I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.

Hair Pouch by JoeDimaggioes March 9, 2011

paparazzi pouch 

Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.

"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"

paparazzi pouch by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise

A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.

Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise by Jrrywbb May 12, 2016

Recto-vaginal pouch 

The recto-vaginal pouch, also known by various other names (e.g., pouch of Douglas, vaginal cul-de-sac, deep pussy), is the extension of the peritoneal cavity between the rectum and the posterior wall of the uterus in the female human body. Often formed by oversized objects such as the penis pushing past the cervix and stretching out the lowest point in the female abdomen.

I knew she had had many loves when I reached her recto-vaginal pouch and could not touch bottom.

Recto-vaginal pouch by Dancerooster July 29, 2021