Guy: Holy shit did you see that my printer just turned on by itself it scared me!
Friend: "ghost printer".....
Friend: "ghost printer".....
by whoageez November 13, 2009
Also known as the Printer Curse. Law states that the closer it is to the day that an essay, project, or report is due, the more likely your home printer will malfunction, refuse to print, or break down in the middle of printing.
The bane of high-school and college students' lives.
The bane of high-school and college students' lives.
by deathgleaner July 29, 2010
The ink costs 7 times more than 1985 Don Perignnon champagne.
Companies fix the ink level monitors so you think it's empty when there's loads left.
Companies fix the ink level monitors so you think it's empty when there's loads left.
by Tim Sturgeon October 30, 2003
the print outs that come out when you replace the paper in the printer. obviously someone else didnt realize there was no paper left and so printed their stuff like 12 times, all of which did not work. a waste of paper and really annoying because its almost impossible to stop.
by Alison November 27, 2004
Punny Printer is a phrase that relates to an extreamly short pair of shorts, simillar to the term "batty rider" the term punny translates in English to "pussy" the printer part of the phrase is related to the "punny" constantantly rubbing up against or "printing" on the shorts.
by Lordlondon81 November 20, 2015
Whenever spud picks up a print job, he starts printer prying to see what other people in the office have been printing.
by Spud's Friend June 27, 2006
At college in dorm rooms lots of people have wireless printers. You can print off of anyone's printer and they will never know who printed. Printing naughty things is particularly amusing.
"Hey Josh, your printer is spitting out an image of a woman getting boned by a horse!"
"Jesus, I'm a victim of printer hijacking!"
"Haha, gotcha!"
"Jesus, I'm a victim of printer hijacking!"
"Haha, gotcha!"
by TypicalChazz October 17, 2011