by gammarock68 March 6, 2004
When someone is so subservant in a relationship (see under the thumb) that the thumb print can almost be seen on their forehead
by jmc1979 October 19, 2010
by Ricahdo January 23, 2004
by shamelesscatlady August 16, 2017
Slang for taking a shit. Used by backpackers and mountaineers to describe the deed with an optimistic, light-hearted tone for marking where they have been.
Ex 1:
Hey Bill, I'm going to go around that tree and print a map.
Ex 2:
"You all ready for the trip"
"Hell yeah, brother! I printed a big map this morning"
Ex 3:
"My son needs to print a map"
"The print room is down the hall and to the left"
Hey Bill, I'm going to go around that tree and print a map.
Ex 2:
"You all ready for the trip"
"Hell yeah, brother! I printed a big map this morning"
Ex 3:
"My son needs to print a map"
"The print room is down the hall and to the left"
by TheDudeHimSelf September 7, 2019
The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.
This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.
Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.
Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.
Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.
Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.
Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
by iNetter December 1, 2009
when a guy is wearing really tight trousers, and you see the outline of their dick poking through the crotch area. usually the men dont know its happening. but us women do! ;)
by mynameiselly July 25, 2009