Jordan Sagers
by Prince Hershey February 13, 2024
Jordan Sagers
by Prince Hershey February 13, 2024
(Noun) - your local princess that lives at theme parks... specifically ones with a castle. can be found wearing the cutest outfits (with a churro in hand) taking pics for her magical Instagram feed. She typically enjoys traveling to different parks, shopping at the gift shops, or listening to a Park Princess Podcast 💖🎙
by urlocalprnczz November 02, 2020
Noun; A 6-7 out’ve 10. Does herself up to be a modest 8. Usually from a nicer area of town (Bonita Springs, Naples), in some case originating from San Carlos itself, although rarely a local. Introduced to “The Park” between 18-25, due to minimal exposure to degeneracy and debauchery in youth, quickly falls in love with the first male to give her attention from the streets of SCP. This happens fast and obsessively due to experiencing lowlife behavior thought to be missed out in youth (drinking, smoking, partying). Male is typical 4-6 out’ve 10, Hispanic or White, and dates younger girls with low self esteem as that’s all he can get. See TRASH for more detailed description.
“Dude, did you see who’s she’s dating!? She left HIM for THIS guy. Yeah bro, we knew her since we were kids, what the hell happened?”
“Damn bro, she’s lost her mind and really downgraded her life. What a Park Princess!”
“Damn bro, she’s lost her mind and really downgraded her life. What a Park Princess!”
by rockbigcock August 13, 2022
One who thinks they are ready for big water, (specifically kayaking) but complains the whole time about paddling/peddling when on big water.
by Nothinspecial June 11, 2023
by SteveAndJo April 28, 2017