Pretty Sex
Pretty Sex by Shrimplicious December 8, 2007
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Pretty sex
Pretty sex by Aeirety May 11, 2017
thats pretty sex
thats pretty sex by thats pretty sex October 10, 2019
petty sex
refers to a situation in which one's partner displays selfishness, indifference, and laziness during intimate and sexual moments, showing little to no emotion or effort and causing the other person to feel unimportant, hurt, and undervalued in their relationship.
Jeff felt hurt and undervalued in his relationship because his partner consistently engaged in petty sex, showing no care or effort towards his pleasure even though he make sure his partner was always happy
petty sex by RelatableGuru November 2, 2023
I wanna gossip girl I wanna gossip girl I wanna gossip the sexy and pretty
A lyric that is repeated in the girl group Rainbow’s November 2009 song “Gossip Girl”. It is commonly skipped in live performances.
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PrettySeal8927 by PrettySeal8927 February 6, 2020
Prettysexual
Pretty•sexual
A person who is not particularly interested in gender, labels, plumbing, or political seminars — but is very interested in softness, beauty, grace, and feminine energy, in whomever they choose to exist.
Prettysexuals do not scan for definitions or chromosomes — they scan for vibe, delicacy, elegance, aesthetic harmony, and that hard-to-explain softness that makes the world feel a little more civilized. Attraction is guided by beauty expressed through femininity, not anatomical or social categories.
Within broader frameworks, prettysexuality can be understood as a micro-identity under the bisexual umbrella, describing a specific internal logic of attraction rather than attraction to a defined set of genders.
If they are gentle.
If they are beautiful.
If they are graceful.
They are… attractive.
This is not confusion.
This is discernment.
> “I don’t really think in terms of gender. I’m just… prettysexual.”
Totally fictitious history:
The term first emerged in 2025, reportedly after a quiet personal revolt against over-clinical language surrounding attraction.
“I’m into pretty.”
The phrase quickly evolved into Prettysexual, spreading informally among people who found traditional labels too rigid, too bureaucratic, or simply too ugly to be useful.
Common Side Effects:
• Involuntary admiration of beauty
• High standard for aesthetics
• Disinterest in rigid categories
• Dangerous appreciation for grace
A person who is not particularly interested in gender, labels, plumbing, or political seminars — but is very interested in softness, beauty, grace, and feminine energy, in whomever they choose to exist.
Prettysexuals do not scan for definitions or chromosomes — they scan for vibe, delicacy, elegance, aesthetic harmony, and that hard-to-explain softness that makes the world feel a little more civilized. Attraction is guided by beauty expressed through femininity, not anatomical or social categories.
Within broader frameworks, prettysexuality can be understood as a micro-identity under the bisexual umbrella, describing a specific internal logic of attraction rather than attraction to a defined set of genders.
If they are gentle.
If they are beautiful.
If they are graceful.
They are… attractive.
This is not confusion.
This is discernment.
> “I don’t really think in terms of gender. I’m just… prettysexual.”
Totally fictitious history:
The term first emerged in 2025, reportedly after a quiet personal revolt against over-clinical language surrounding attraction.
“I’m into pretty.”
The phrase quickly evolved into Prettysexual, spreading informally among people who found traditional labels too rigid, too bureaucratic, or simply too ugly to be useful.
Common Side Effects:
• Involuntary admiration of beauty
• High standard for aesthetics
• Disinterest in rigid categories
• Dangerous appreciation for grace
“Stop asking him if he’s gay or straight. He’s prettysexual — if they’re soft, graceful, and downright exquisite, he’s already lost his train of thought.”
Prettysexual by Asanto87 November 27, 2025
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