Pres

A young teenager , sophmore, who cant get up in the soccer field over a freshman :'( poor pres.. it must suck brah. !

I was by the soccer field and i saw pres, and there was yelling from the girl because he couldnt get up!

by Soccergoalie1011 April 12, 2011

pre

pre-sex. Someone (usually male) who talks big, but is so obviously a virgin, and probobly has never seen a vagina outside of Hentai porn.

You're so pre.

by anon October 27, 2003

Preing

The happening when you pee a little before or after you pee

I ended ippreing a quarter sized wet spot on my underwear after choking on bong rip...

by Freemario October 4, 2018

pre

prepubescent, pre-intelligence, basically just another word for IDIOT.

by ... November 5, 2003

pre-land

The mis-pronounced version of the word “brilliant” that was said by @ widdytitty (on tiktok) ‘s mom throughout her and her brothers childhood.

You and you’re brother finished your chores? Oh, how pre-land of you two.

by nickiminajforprez January 27, 2021

Pre-Wed

An individual whose sole purpose for attending college is to get married. It is not uncommon for pre-wed students to enter college as pre-med students. Pre-Wed students are commonly referred to as psychology majors.

Damn, I got a C in Organic Chemistry. I guess it's time to switch to a pre-wed major.

by OKwords946 August 5, 2017

The Forbidden Pre

Instead of normal pre-workouts that use caffeine, the forbidden pre utilizes your pain, rage, regret, or vengeance as motivation. Most of the time, this can even be more effective than more traditional types of pre-workout. Ever been heartbroken? Use that forbidden pre. Ever had a good buddy pass away recently? Use that forbidden pre. Remember that one kid who called you fat in middle school? Use that forbidden pre.

Man, I ran out of pre-workout, I guess I have to load up those old messages and use the forbidden pre.

*2 seconds later*
AHHHHHHHHHGH

*slams deadlift PR"

by Cheesebuger2143 July 24, 2022