wow i want a wank but i didnt this afternoon cos i was being a SCALLY

The strange hinterland between really really nice and totally hideous. An item that can vary from being seen as the best possible to the worst possible from moment to moment or person to person, like a vary garish patterned item of clothing.

Something so bad it is good, or so good it is bad. For example, a really corny soap opera with naff acting (like Hollyoaks, or Days of Our Lives)

A slang term for the effects of excess consumption of marijuana. Pot = marijuana, noodle = head/brain, thus pot noodle = marijuana head/brain.

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton