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Post Cum Hatred 

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.
I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.
Post Cum Hatred by B Ronson April 29, 2008
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Post Cum Hatred 

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.
I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.
Post Cum Hatred by B Ronson July 27, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004